Uoooh.

I currently like Dirty Dancing by New Kids On The Block and Mockingbird by Eminem (thanks to a couple of friends). :O

God gave these people such amazing musical minds to create such lovely tunes for me to listen to and it's just awesome. Except the lyrics don't really apply to me cuz I ain't a guy and no lady is dirty dancing on me. o.O

Made a Facebook account just a day ago. Go search if you wanna add me (still a noob so I don't know if there is a url for my profile or something).

Anyways, I recently learnt (still in the process of learning) the Chinese dialect; Hokkien.

So, what inspired me to learn how to speak this dialect?
Someone's leg.

Won't go into details as it is a very sensitive issue and would be very offensive, but I learnt to say;

I want to chop off his/her leg.

I want him/her to chop off his/her leg.

His/her leg is smelly and fat.

His/her leg is very beautiful.

His/her leg likes you.

His/her leg likes your face.

His/her sexy leg likes your face.

Your hair is very good looking.

Your fingernails are long.

Your fingernails are smelly.

Your hands are smelly.

Your butt is unlucky. XD

Your butt is very lucky.

Your butt is very unlucky.

Your face is good looking.

You are hot.

Cut your hair.

Chew your hand.

Chew your hair. XD

A lot.

You think you got a lot of money izit?

And when the people who are fluent in Hokkien rattle off something to me that I don't understand, I'll just say "Go take a bath, and I don't want to see you taking bath, so go home and take your bath" (with some English and Chinese words mixed up in there to fill in for the words I don't know how to say in Hokkien). xD

Exams are coming soon. All the best to everyone out there who needs to be cheered up just a little bit.