Oh good,
We got some people they ranting about they books,
They all complaining
Where in the world is Mamut?
In which way do I look?
Yeah..
And they say..
We gotta kill all these peole, we gonna finish this war.
We don't want keep on this fighting, we don't want taxes no more.
So in the end..
People get hanged,
Taxes remain,
And we all know we gotta keep on memorizin
Facts... in History
And maps... in Geography.
We go 3,4,5
6,8,10
Theorem of a Samian man
Mount Tama Abu
Mount Kinabalu
Imma memorize em all and Imma go cuckoo!
Now, imagine the "Oooh oooh oooh oooh" part from What You Got by Colby O'Donis feat Akon.
Mat Salleh
Onn Ja'afar
Bahaman
Semua pejuang
Negara (kita)
Malaysia
Merdeka
Kerana mereka!
Ok, I know I got all my facts wrong. They ('cept Ja'afar) didn't help us get independence but their names have 3 syllables so whatever haha.
Most of the above are raps written in my spare time during the PMR mock exams which just ended. Some are about the people in my History textbook who hated paying taxes and they would kill to avoid paying taxes. xD
I'm pretty satisfied with how I did. I mean, studying on the day itself and getting 9 out of 60 questions wrong for KHB PK ain't that bad, man. Not bragging, just saying that I got good friends who help me memorize electrical components and companies that do research to advance oil palm and rubber plantations etc in less than 5 minutes.
I use acronyms quite a bit. "My very emo mother just said you and Pluto suck" helps me to memorize the planets orbiting the sun. "Pulau Pinang and Kangaroo Dog (whatever this is) love Face Book" helps when it comes to fractional distillation.
BM essay paper was hilarious to me. xD I wrote a speech. I (in the speech) was the new head prefect and so it goes something like this; Good morning dear Madam Fing, Madam Hee, Mr Lala, Mr Haha, Mr Hoo or something like that (I'm a mean person). Then I went on to say that I laughed OUT LOUD (terbahak-bahak) at my Disciplinary teacher when she told me that I was the new head prefect because I thought that it was a joke.
I continued to say how honoured and shocked I was at achieving this dream of mine to be head prefect (what a power hungry person I was). And I thanked my parents, because without them, I would have probably been trapped in doing immoral stuff (perkara-perkara maksiat :O). I thanked my sister who apparently was in heaven at that time. (Kakak saya yang sekarang berada di syurga). While she was still alive, she thought me how to be berdisiplin, berhemah tinggi and bertolak ansur (or something like that). I added in all those adjectives that you learn in moral or civics class.
Then I thanked my friends and used two Malay quotes in one sentence. I was really thankful to my friends for being my friends. o.o Like aur dengan tebing and like air dicincang tidak akan putus. xD
I also thanked my teacher who nominated me to be head prefect. Remembering the Malay poem for the old teacher, I wrote that my teacher had grey hair, was old, and going to retire in a week. (Beruban, tua dan akan bersara pada minggu depan). But of course I'll always remember her goodness for nominating me. xD
Hopefully my teacher won't cut my marks for exaggerating pretty much every single thing I was talking about.
English was all right. Hoping for a high A. Learning to read more English books and I want to write like Max Lucado. :P Wrote about how the theme of hope was shown in the main character, Robinson Crusoe. Tell you lah, when you choose which novel to write, choose Robinson Crusoe. You know why? I tell you why. Can write a whole bunch of junk but add the 5 magic words "but he never gave up" and it'll definitely work. Afterall, RC is a superman who can go 20 years without any human contact and not be mentally challenged in the slightest bit. xD
And eventhough exams are over, I must not spend too much time online. I must not. So I'll probably hop off soon and pop a sour plum in caramel sweet into my mouth before I hit the sack.
