you're witty, fun and loud.
And you don't need to do, no nothin' else
to make us proud.
I wrote an essay about you
In my school's writing competition
You may never read it
But you're still a cool person
The piece was printed in the school magazine
1000 people might want your autograph
Need a day off? Ask your Dean.
Forgive me for going on and on
When all I wanna say
Are these two words to my famous bro
Happy Birthday!
And yes, it is true, someone incompetent missed out a paragraph of the essay and someone else changed some awesome stuff I wrote.
HOW DARE THEY MESS WIT THE MAFIA???
